why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
THAT HAPPENED 65 MILLION YEARS AGO
I JUST LEARNED THE F WORD IT IS FUCK
DEAR DIARY BICH.
Me whenever I have to dress nice for an event
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
Amazon Prime Air is a delivery system Amazon Inc. plans to implement into their service by the year 2015. Small packages purchased through Amazon.com will be shipped to the buyer via air drone in as little as 30 minutes.
WAIT THIS MEANS YOU COULD LITERALLY PROCRASTINATE AN ENTIRE COSPLAY UNTIL THE DAY BEFORE A CON.