things people do in fanfic no one does in real life
- smirk every frickin five seconds
- stutter to be cute
- be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
- chuckle gently
- chuckle in general
- make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
- NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN
I chuckled so hard at this
obama is fucking done with all this bullshit in that last gif
i think this is so important. omg.Oh definitely, look at him ruining our nation.
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
a very intimidating middle class family is staring me down in panera bread because i put mac and cheese on my baguette
update: i told them that staring is rude and that i would eat anything on this baguette including their small child
you are everything i aspire to be
i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none
corporal milk for all your corporal needs
There should be a show just called “AU”
every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.